i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Randomize
