David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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