i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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