I think I am morally bankrupt
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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