Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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