Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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