If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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