Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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