go do what you do best...puke behind churches
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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