i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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