no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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