I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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