We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Are my feet made of real feet?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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