How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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