one might say we're banned from that church
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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