Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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