why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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