i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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