so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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