I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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