So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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