WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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