i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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