I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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