Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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