Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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