Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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