We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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