I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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