This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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