So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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