I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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