I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We were destined to go to rehab together
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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