I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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