He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I know her cup size but not her name....
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