What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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