I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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