I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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