I showed him my bush... on skype.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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