i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
