I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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