garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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