i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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