Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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