I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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