it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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