I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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