When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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