Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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