The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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