You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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