operation harelip BJ is a go
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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