we're blogging at a bar
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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