I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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