I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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