If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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