What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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